"Whoopi Goldberg was introduced as the show's latest co-host Wednesday, joining Barbara Walters, Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck on the panel of ABC's hit daytime show."We here at The American Culture are taking a pool right now. For $5 you can choose one of these options.
- Whoopi gets in fist fight with Hasselbeck and loses a dreadlock within one month.
- Whoopi realizes how stupid women really are when they are asked their opinion. Will quit in disgust in 3 months.
- Whoopi will grow annoyed at Joy's monotone humor and finally say "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID GAY-ASS HUSBAND". Leaves within a year.
- Whoopi, using her night vision senses, finally captures and kills Arnold Schwarzenegger in the jungles of Central America. Despite his application of mud to prevent such an instrument for seeing him. She's out within 2 years.
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