Thursday, March 6, 2008

Why Do The Hot Ones Have To Die?

Another college girl was shot and killed today. Though a terrible tragedy for any family to go through, the real victims are the American people. "The hot gene is being bred out of the American gene pool", says Harvard geneticists Alfred Davis. "Hot people will only breed with other hot people, and the more we lose, the less hot people we have. Today marked a disturbing trend in killings where young, hot, baby-less women are being selected in a fiendish attempt to promote breeding with less-than-attractive people, or "mud-people' as we like to call them". Dr. Davis later went on to reiterate the lessor-known aspect of Darwin's Evolution theory called the "Aesthetic-Selection Theory". Where Darwin states; "ugly bitches fight for the cock more than that hot ones, because no one wants to fuck a rank pussy".

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