From giving guidance to life's problems, to serving as an absolute account of historical events, the Bible has been used for many things, but in this time of economic crisis some are using the Bible for something else... Economic advice."Remember when I got all pissed about people selling shit in my father's house?" Jesus said in a statement earlier today. "Well, I was just mad because they were selling stupid crap like dates and woven snake baskets and shit. I say start selling stuff at churches. The foot traffic is great, and people there will think exactly like you, so selling stuff to them should be easy. Now go get me a turkey sandwich."
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