Saturday, April 12, 2008

CAMPAIN (sic) 2008 UPDATE!!

Now that the field has narrowed down, we will now be paying attention to the 2008 Presidential Campain (sic) and bring you the updates that you can't get anywhere else!! Though we uphold the high standards of journalism, we also understand the needs of the American time-waster and his hunger for up-to-the-microsecond updates. So, we have decided to bypass things like fact-checking, research, investigating, or anything that adds a laborious "spin" to the raw news that you deserve.

God bless, and semper fi.

The American Culture

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