Campain (sic) 2008 - No, Really, It's About The Issues!

After the announcement of Sarah Palin's intention to go from "MILF" to "VPILF", women everywhere are holding steadfast to the idea of choosing a candidate based on their ideology, principles, and their ability to lead. But John McCain countered that idea in an interview shortly after his speech at the Republican National Convention. "You really think those vaginas are gonna vote for a black president over a female vice president?" He said while recieveing his nightly sponge bath. "They're still pissed that blacks got to vote before they did, and they're still suffering from segreation! I mean, bathrooms are still seperated beteen men and women".

Many black republicans are carrying the notion of holding true to their party, however some are racking their brains on who to vote for. "I really like what McCain has said about political reform, securing our borders, and bringing the US back to it's conservative roots", says Tyrone Gibson, a 44 year old lawyer from Ohio. "But Barack Obama is black... So you see the quandry I'm in".