Well, "snag" meaning "Russia". President Vladimir Putin mocked Secretary of State Condi "Man I Need To Get Fucked" Rice yesterday by scoffing at our plans to build missile defense systems in eastern block nations. We need them just in case Iran fires missiles at us, Russia thinks we're stupid, and Iran is in the background laughing at the fact that they were able to make us flinch. World politics is now resembling high school politics, and here are the players.
UNITED STATES = Good looking asshole jock who pushes people around then complains when someone keys his car.
IRAN = The holier-than-thou religious zealot kid who cries discrimination every chance he gets but systematically drops hints of violent retaliation while sitting alone at lunch.
RUSSIA = Formerly an asshole jock, rivaling the US, Russia is now the defeated jock kid who now has to submit to the social order of the schoolyard.
All we need are some catchy songs, and Vanessa Hudgens, and we got a hit!
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