October 31st is a revered day in American Culture, since it's the day of Halloween. One in many pagan holidays, Halloween is a special one. Unlike Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter, this is the one holiday where you don't have to give a shit about anyone. Even compared to the non-pagan holidays, Halloween is the most selfish and hedonistic holiday we have. "I get so sick of caring about people when I get a holiday off work" says dock foreman Don Berman of Dayton, OH. "Let's be thankful for this, buy gifts for that, then celebrate some dead guy, Jesus, or veterans! Fuck, I just want to get trashed in a stupid costume and steal my kid's candy, so don't tread on me!" Semper Fi my friend, Semper Fi.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
This Day in American History - Halloween Edition
October 31st is a revered day in American Culture, since it's the day of Halloween. One in many pagan holidays, Halloween is a special one. Unlike Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter, this is the one holiday where you don't have to give a shit about anyone. Even compared to the non-pagan holidays, Halloween is the most selfish and hedonistic holiday we have. "I get so sick of caring about people when I get a holiday off work" says dock foreman Don Berman of Dayton, OH. "Let's be thankful for this, buy gifts for that, then celebrate some dead guy, Jesus, or veterans! Fuck, I just want to get trashed in a stupid costume and steal my kid's candy, so don't tread on me!" Semper Fi my friend, Semper Fi.
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