Friday, July 20, 2007

Holy Fucking Shit!

"Vice President Dick Cheney will serve as acting president briefly Saturday while President Bush is anesthetized for a routine colonoscopy, White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday."

Many biblical scholars are up in arms. "This is closer to revelations than any other event in human history". Dick Cheney is already changing the pen holder in the oval office and figuring out how he could invade Iran, Syria, Madagascar, Ohio, and Luxembourg before Bush wakes up.

My prediction, Bush isn't waking up. That's it, we're done for. Bush doesn't wake up, Dick is president, and he'll find a way to take over. This was his plan all along people... The end is near...

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