There is going to be a holy war... But It'll be Christian V. Christian."Instead of taking offense at a recent Vatican statement reasserting the primacy of the Roman Catholic Church, evangelicals should seize the chance to respond with equal candor that 'any church defined by the claims of the papacy is no true church,' according to a prominent Southern Baptist leader. The Rev. R. Albert Mohler Jr., president of Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, wrote on his blog that he appreciated the document’s clarity in voicing a key distinction between Catholics and Protestants over papal authority."
"The Roman Catholic Church is willing to go so far as to assert that any church that denies the papacy is no true church. Evangelicals should be equally candid in asserting that any church defined by the claims of the papacy is no true church."
Jesus Christ himself was heard to remark on these latest developments in Christian news. "Seriously, did I say anything about any of this?? NO! You people don't listen! That's it, I'm delaying the second coming by another thousand years. Maybe you'll get over yourselves by then. Where's my ice cream?"
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