On July 31st, 1976, NASA releases the famous "Face on Mars" photo. This would be the "smoking gun" to many ufologists, otherwise known as "brain dead morons"."This is the surest sign of intelligent life since Lowell's discovery of their canal system." Said lonely person Howard Anderson. "I know scientists have since discovered that the canals were dried up and not caused by intelligent life, and there's tons of scientific evidence to suggest that intelligent life did not exist on mars at all... but what do scientists know?? Besides spending their life studying one subject to the point of being an expert. Pfft, that's overrated." He said as he stroked one of his many cats.
The face has since been re-photographed from a different angle and it has been revealed that it is nothing more than a pile of dirt. Once again showing that it doesn't matter how smart people think you are, you can still be a dipshit.
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