Yesterday marked a first in American politics, when CNN and You Tube joined forces to allow the voters to ask questions directly to the Democratic presidential candidates through videos posted on You Tube.Here are some highlights from this enlightening display of American Democracy at work.
XcoreisradX: Uh, hey... This one is for the chick president, um... What do you think about, like, girls being able to have sex for money legally, and like being in the military and stuff?
Clinton: Well... I don't think that women should be encouraged to have sex for money, but if there's anyone that is selling their principles for money it's the Republicans! (crowd cheers). And we Democrats are united in cleaning up Washington! Besides that, women shouldn't be allowed in the military, we suck at fighting wars.
Babiebooty233: Dis one goin' out to that fine ass black man Obama! When you gonna hit me up boo? I'll be real good to you! Look at dis booty! Mmmm, it's just watin for yo big black --
Obama: Who's screening these? This one should be sent to my personal inbox... No, I can't step away from this podium.
ORiley8766: I heard that Democrats like to shit on babies, is this true? Or has your team of historical revisionists and media conglomerates covered up the truth about liberals and their infant-defecating ways?
Kucinich: I have never once not deificated on an infant... What's a double negative?
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