On July 5th, 1776, our founding fathers, who were mostly hung over from partying it up the night before, woke up and said "oh shit... we really did this... fuck! That's the last time I try to form a sovereignty while fucked up on ale."
James Madison wrote, "man did I puke my brains out this morning. Fuck. Now we're a free nation with no taxes... But how are we gonna pay for this? Man, this was a bad idea".
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Funny
I thought only Russians laugh at their former presidents.... (I'm Russian)... :)))
I didn't think Russians made fun of former presidents either. Didn't you used to get shot for doing that?
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