Fuck The English and their Language!

When the United States was cutting it's teeth as the best nation in the world, Noah Webster published his first dictionary, A Compendious Dictionary of the English Language, in 1806. In it, he introduced features that would be a hallmark of future editions such as American spellings (center rather than centre, honor rather than honour, program rather than programme, etc.) This was a big "Fuck You" to the British, basically saying; "We won the war, AND we're going to ass fuck your language, you fucking redcoats!"

This is a deep rooted American tradition, take the English Language and butcher it to no end. And like any other piece of juicy American corn-fed meat, the more you cut it, the smaller and more incohearant it becomes.

So do your part as a flag-waving American and fuck that language in the ass! But if someone comes over trying to speak their language, then you fuck them in the ass! Yes! Land of contradiction? Fuck yes.