Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Rosie's Iraq Solution!

Rosie O'Donnel has a solution to the war in Iraq... Send in children! They'll be too cute to kill.

The super anti-gun advocate dressed up her daughter as a "solider", with a bullet belt and a head scarf, causing an outrage (and by that I don't mean "Out Rage" the gay bar in West Hollywood) among parents and terrorists alike. "That scarf is the color of the Al-Hassam Shiite Milita in the Al Anbar Provence! They once looked at my great-great grandfather crossed-eyed, and I'm out for their blood! But I like the bullet belt, nice touch." Stated a local Iraqi terrorist.

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