Weapons of ASS Destruction!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha... hahaha..... hahahahha..... yes... That joke was shooting fish in a barrel after reading this article about the US military experimenting with chemical weapons loaded with aphrodisiacs that would turn enemy soldiers gay.

The battle strategy was from the pre-conceived notion that gay men are so sexually charged, that they would put the act of butt fucking each other above defending themselves in battle, or the other notion that being gay is worse than being dead. It's also been scientifically proven that soldiers cannot fight with raging hard-ons, which would leave the women to fight, and we all know that women suck at war.

One word of advice to the boys at the Pentagon... gay bombs have no use on the French.