Ahh, the Second Amendment..."A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
And what is more of a threat to the security of a free state? Pigs the size of hippos. Luckily we have trusty 11 year olds to protect us.
Now, if you don't understand American culture, you would look at this picture and cringe. What kind of country is this?? This is reminiscent of some sort of a barbarian ritual, with oversized animals being hunted by children welding shotguns to act as a rite of passage from being a fat 11 year old to a even fatter man. How could the most powerful country in the world revel in such primitive activities while promoting it's Democratic influence around the world?
Simple... Because we can, bitches. And if our 11 year olds can do this to a monster pig, just imagine what our nuke-lee-air submarines with their "End The World Five Times Before You Can Even Blink" warheads can do... I'm sorry, you were saying something about "cultural imperialism"? Buy more Brad Pitt movies and shut the hell up.
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