Sunday, June 10, 2007

This Day in American History

On June 10th, 1846, The California Republic declares independence from Mexico during the Mexican-American War.

The term "We Didn't Cross the Border, the Border Crossed Us" was coined on this day as tons of angry Mexicans waved their fist in the air. "What's this?! Now were living in an economically robust nation that millions of our future generations will risk their life to immigrate to? That's fucking bullshit! I'll TAKE your resources and your government services, but I won't like them."

California has since become the 5th largest economy in the world, falling behind Japan, and Bill Gates, leaving Mexicans a bit bitter about losing such a valuable piece of land. Oh well, get over it, losers!

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