"Sen. Barack Obama told a church convention Saturday that some right-wing evangelical leaders have exploited and politicized religious beliefs in an effort to sow division."
What? Nooooo. You mean that the most divided religion on the face of the planet is being more divided? And some people are using the name of god for their own personal gain? The heck you say.
Obama: Prophet? No. Capitan Obvious? Yes.
BTW, if your last name is "Obama", which sounds like "Osama", and your first name is "Barack" which sounds like "barrack", like the Marine barracks that got blown up in Lebanon back in the 80's, (and it also sounds like "Baraka", the guy with the scissor arms in Mortal Kombat), you really shouldn't be making analogies to terrorist acts. This tactic worked against Rep. Harvey D. Allahwillfuckyouup, (R - Ohio), when he compared his opponent to a "really bad bombing plot that I... I mean... A terrorist failed to complete and had to live in shame for the rest of his life".
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