Sunday, June 17, 2007

This Day in American History

On June 17th, 1983, Sally Ride became the first American woman in space. In the post-feminist 80's, Sally's journey was not just for the woman's right to be in space, but also nag from space. "She was always like 'what are you thinking about?' When I was trying to realign the thrusters. I'm like 'nothing you stupid fucking bitch! Get the fuck off my back before I sock you in your face!" Said fellow astronaut John Fabian. Sally was the first woman to menstruate in space as well, NASA had to develop "Space Pads" for super zero gravity absorption.

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